24th August, 2006

Random Observations

Random observations from a week on the road:

A new Dodge Charger suited up as a State Police Interceptor is pretty badass. Conversely, as ugly as the Chrysler PT Cruiser is, Chevrolet’s blatant-Cruiser-ripoff, the HHR, is even more ugly. Those Buick Rendezvous are pretty ugly, too.

The upper arms of old ladies will never be attractive. Reminiscent of partially dessicated hotdogs left too long on the convenience store heating rack, yet somehow retaining a bloated, flaccid composition at the same time, these conglomerations of tissue look more suited as one of your little brothers’ gross-out items than the warm, caring limbs that gave you a hug when you were feeling down.

Spotted on the back of a beatup F-150 pickup, a bumpersticker proclaiming, and I quote: “Jobs are for people to [sic] stupid to fish.” I’m sure it was just a coincidence that this was next to a “Sportsmen for Bush” sticker.

If you are ever in Wheaton, Illinois, you owe it to yourself to stop by Muldoon’s Pub for a pint and a meal. You will not regret it. On the other hand, if rude staff, watered drinks and bland, overpriced Italian food is your game, Johnny D’s is your place.

Indiana makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

Posted at 5:57 am | Comments (3)


3 Comments

  1. On August 24, 2006 at 18:19 Shae said:

    August 24, 2006 at 18:19

    hmm, okay that’s it. no more cutesy faces or heart thingy’s cuz it wipes out my comments. WAH! bad goggy wp thingy of a jiggy!

    /hugs

    =)

  2. On September 11, 2006 at 10:34 paula said:

    September 11, 2006 at 10:34

    You must work at another restaurant, there is no need for lies, the food , drinks, entainment and esp. the people @ Johnny D’s are great. If you were really treated poorly it’s probably because of your own lack of refinement or grace. Johnny D’s is a family owned and ran restaurant, they try to make people feel at home, their home!

  3. On September 11, 2006 at 12:49 Gog said:

    September 11, 2006 at 12:49

    Paula: Johnny D’s must be hurting for business if they’re sending shills out to trawl the ‘net for bad reviews.

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