2nd March, 2005
Terrists
I work in a library and one of my responsibilities is making sure that the software installed on the public PCs is up to date so that our patrons can play web-games and download the latest Paris Hilton videos to their hearts content. I recently updated Acrobat Reader and while testing it out, I ran across this gem of a form at the IRS: Form FinCEN102 Suspicious Activity Report – Casinos and Card Clubs. Nestled inside this form is a (presumably new) checkbox to report suspected terrorist financing activity. Now pardon my French, but how in the fuck do you determine that someone is financing terrorists from the results of a blackjack hand? Oh, that’s right. If the person has brown skin or a beard and they’re winning at craps, they’re most likely a terrorist financer or even worse, a terrorist themselves. Alert
Homeland Security! This country disgusts me more and more every day.
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