8th June, 2004

October Surprise

BoingBoing points out that October Surprise! is running a tongue-in-cheek poll on how Bush is going to pull off a re-election. It’s as funny as it is sad:

- Osama bin Laden captured!

- Spectacular terrorist attack on US soil!

- Vote is threatened by terrorist attacks, vote suspended due to red alert.

- Diebold Election Systems fixes the vote in battleground states.

- Escalation in Israel, Iran, or North Korea. US opens a new war front.

- US pulls out of Iraq in October, leaving the UN in charge.

- WMD’s found in Iraq!

For those who are interested in what the original October Surprise was, Google has your answer.

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