8th June, 2004
October Surprise
BoingBoing points out that October Surprise! is running a tongue-in-cheek poll on how Bush is going to pull off a re-election. It’s as funny as it is sad:
- Osama bin Laden captured!
- Spectacular terrorist attack on US soil!
- Vote is threatened by terrorist attacks, vote suspended due to red alert.
- Diebold Election Systems fixes the vote in battleground states.
- Escalation in Israel, Iran, or North Korea. US opens a new war front.
- US pulls out of Iraq in October, leaving the UN in charge.
- WMD’s found in Iraq!
For those who are interested in what the original October Surprise was, Google has your answer.
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