24th May, 2004
Cops
I’d actually watch Cops if they showed stuff like this.
Also, further investigation reveals that this guy not only writes well but has a great sense of humor, too:
How to Smuggle Grain Alcohol Into the United States by Maciej Ceglowski
1. Purchase a bottle of vodka and a bottle of pure grain alcohol
2. Fill a basin with boiling water, and soak the bottom half of the grain alcohol bottle until the label slides off
3. Clean the glue off the bottle completely with soap and water; pat dry
4. Soak the vodka bottle in a fresh basin of boiling water
5. Once the glue on the label is softened, lift the vodka bottle out of the bath, set it next to the grain alcohol bottle, and slide the label from one to the other in one fluid motion
6. While the label is still pliant, center it, pat dry, and let cool
7. Drink the bottle of vodkaOnce the glue sets, you will have a bottle of grain alcohol cunningly disguised as vodka, and a pleasant warm feeling all through your organism.
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